my dad: i'm thankful for this big turkey haha my grandma: i'm thankful for my sweet grandson me: i'm thankful doing tweets is my job
it's called the CENTRAL timezone because we are the CENTER of the universe
turn your phone upside down - - - oƃ ⅋ ɯnʞ
a single broccoli is a broccolus
i can’t believe it’s no go november
would you take a million dollars, but you can never have kum & go breakfast pizza again ?
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happy halloween! 🎃
evil kum & go arrives then stays
“kum & go is just a regular gas station” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
in my kum era
every kum & go begins with k
never let em know if you’re kummin or goin https://t.co/Ce9yCE6GYj
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would you rather have 1 million dollars? or 2 slices of kum & go breakfast pizza, 1 blue gatorade, and a full tank of gas?
HE PROPOSED!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼💍💍💍💍💍💍💍 that we go to kum & go
what is the beatles best song and why is it kum together?
it’s always “wyd” never “wdywfk&g”